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How was Maple Syrup made? - Linfalas - 05-05-2017

Have you ever been wrong about something? Well you microcephalic addlepate. Why, You probably don't realize I just called you a moron. It's sad really. But That's not the point. My point is how you all questions "How is Maple Syrup oh Canadian Jesus" Well the simple answer is Jizz. Oh no no no. Not like that. You see without us you filthy casuals would just have "butter" on your pancakes. And that's it. Here in Canada a long time ago in a maple leaf land far far far away. The first Canadian, "Linfalas" discovered how the tree's in his local area had a sticky substance when he was reading the terrible book by Newton. "Law of Gravity" He felt the sticky substance on his hair. So he decided to lick it. And I quote "Holy shit, This is amazing! THIS IS WORLDBREAKING DISCOVERY!" So Linfalas studied the trees and noticed how you give them a certain "look" they slowly but surely jizz off the famous maple syrup. Then he market'd and shipped that son of a bitch to every country that was so irrelevant to Canada.

And that is how my friends,fleshly mammals, and bespeckled cephalods is how Maple Syrup was made through it's marvelous history.


RE: How was Maple Syrup made? - reed1103 - 05-05-2017

From maple trees


RE: How was Maple Syrup made? - [red]Moderate_ - 05-05-2017

+1 Legit Story


RE: How was Maple Syrup made? - TDawg4 - 05-05-2017

This is not a story it is complete fact i checked on Wikipedia


RE: How was Maple Syrup made? - HiddenBlade - 05-05-2017

(05-05-2017, 07:32 PM)reed1103 Wrote: From maple trees

Really? I thought the Canadians jizzed maple syrup or is that just a myth?


RE: How was Maple Syrup made? - Generally_Suspicious - 05-05-2017

I want what this person is smoking.


RE: How was Maple Syrup made? - Christian - 05-06-2017

[video=youtube]https:/youtube.com/watch?v=grXBcM1BC5E[/video]


RE: How was Maple Syrup made? - TDawg4 - 05-06-2017

Christian im tired of your bullshite. That video is obviously a fake


RE: How was Maple Syrup made? - Christian - 05-06-2017

(05-06-2017, 08:43 AM)TDawg4 Wrote: Christian im tired of your bullshite. That video is obviously a fake

ur fake news.


RE: How was Maple Syrup made? - Linfalas - 05-06-2017

All these news is fake. I am the true source!