[Jammin]

One day I was sitting there on this floating ship (called Airplane).

This former SNL comedian - turned terrorist detective appeared before me and began to gag people.

I called him a simp.

And then.

He took out.

The thing.
His instrument of torture.
The baseball bat.

Then he approached me...
He got closer.
And closer
And closer

Then

He

Swung.

Nobody ever found the body.

They say that to this day Chris is still out there, torturing other souls.
Whether it be explosive.barrels, or cinder blocks, or rifling about.
Nothing will ever be as scary as the bat.

*Shudder*