Dad joke of the day!

**BillyBob** · 11-09-2021, 05:42 PM

where do pencils go on vacation

pennslyvania

**d33r** · 11-17-2021, 12:24 PM

what did the rock say to the flower?
"ok bloomer"

**d33r** · 11-29-2021, 06:49 PM

A long time worker at a coca cola just lost his job
He is soda pressed now.

**d33r** · 12-02-2021, 01:13 AM

Why do we Park on driveways and drive on parkways?

**d33r** · 12-03-2021, 01:29 PM

**d33r** · 12-09-2021, 03:22 PM

**d33r** · 12-15-2021, 12:33 AM

Why did one boy miss the field-trip?

His parents didn't sign the parm-mission slip!

**d33r** · 12-18-2021, 09:13 AM

3 guys are on a boat with 4 cigarettes but nothing to light them with.

So they throw one overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

**d33r** · 12-19-2021, 12:38 AM

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

cheddar never get away with it!

**d33r** · 12-26-2021, 06:03 AM

What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool?

Rock pay-for scissors.