08-18-2020, 12:36 PM
Dad joke of the day: How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it. (pls laugh)
Dad joke of the day!
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08-18-2020, 12:36 PM
Dad joke of the day: How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it. (pls laugh)
08-18-2020, 08:28 PM
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no body to go with!
08-18-2020, 09:18 PM
(08-18-2020, 09:16 PM)daisy Wrote: What do you say to Titan when he's mad? Gonna make this a DR bind.
08-18-2020, 10:37 PM
I had to do one more cause idk man, I found this so funny.
What did the French chef give his wife for valentines day? A hug and a quiche.
08-19-2020, 07:04 AM
I feel sorry for people with same gender parents. Either they get twice the amount of dad jokes, or get stuck in an endless loop of, "Ask your mum."
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CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?" DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’”
08-19-2020, 01:22 PM
08-19-2020, 01:27 PM
(08-19-2020, 01:22 PM)Noire Wrote:wtf? lol also sir, the joke meant as if she/he wants to pour it in the bag, second, what does this have to do with Canada and me being wrong lol(08-19-2020, 10:59 AM)Titan17 Wrote: CASHIER: "Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?" DAD: "No, just leave it in the carton!’” I'm only joking |
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