Explain Your Job Poorly

~~lacer~~ · 10-25-2020, 05:02 AM

i do stuff

10-25-2020, 05:28 AM

I throw things in a trolley, put the groceries in an area, and then hover around until you get your shit

**The Dutch Problem** · 10-25-2020, 08:25 AM

I sit around all day occasionally pressing a button or putting a roll in

**Battons** · 10-25-2020, 08:57 AM

I help microwave your brains with 5G and convince people to let apple control their lives.

**Jammin** · (This post was last modified: 10-25-2020, 10:37 AM by Jammin.)

i fall asleep while driving to see if the car crashes

PH · 10-25-2020, 10:49 AM

(10-24-2020, 09:40 PM)§bKiwi The Fruit Wrote: I'm a professional woman

Sooooo sex worker?

I move rectangles and circles on a screen so people who make noise can feel better about themselves.

**BillyBob** · 10-25-2020, 11:32 AM

i rush as fast as i possibly can to get somewhere 3 hours early to wait 4 hours.

~~GamerErnie46257~~ · 10-25-2020, 11:36 AM

(10-25-2020, 05:02 AM)Jordanian Sniper Wrote: i do stuff

i'm stuff

**Pixie Soldier** · 10-25-2020, 12:10 PM

I’m a professional vampire.

~~LexiFox~~ · 10-25-2020, 12:50 PM

I herd cats that hate me when i tell them no but love me when i tell them yes