05-13-2021, 10:22 PM
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.
They're both Paris sites.
Dad joke of the day!
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05-13-2021, 10:22 PM
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites.
05-14-2021, 02:30 AM
How do Celebrities stay cool? They Have Many Fans!
08-26-2021, 05:29 PM
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”
“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”
09-05-2021, 06:45 PM
Web forum: Are you under 18?
User: Yes Web forum: can you explain why you are under 18? User: I was born at a very young age
09-09-2021, 05:55 PM
If you wait for a waiter, aren't you technically the waiter?
09-11-2021, 01:03 AM
09-16-2021, 03:02 PM
How is working at McDonald's like being an archaeologist in Athens?
You end up smelling like ancient grease.
09-16-2021, 07:45 PM
(This post was last modified: 09-16-2021, 07:51 PM by [test] mattquake11.)
Saw this one in another Discord and it made me laugh a bit.
"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, 'First offender?' She says, 'No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'"
LET ME IN.
10-17-2021, 09:28 AM
(This post was last modified: 10-17-2021, 09:28 AM by Ashly Is Overwhelmed.)
why does a plant hate math?
it gives them the square roots
10-19-2021, 11:00 PM
Who's there?
Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I prefer peanuts! |
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