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Dad joke of the day!
#21
If you see a crime at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
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#22
my dad is gone
#23
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#24
So one day, not too long ago I bought the shoes from this drug dealer dude I knew. I have no idea what this guy laced em with, but I've been tripping all day.
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#25
How does a fish get high? He smokes sea weed.
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#26
You know what the loudest pet you can get is? A Trumpet.
#27
I had a joke about a broken pencil


But then I realized it was pointless

How does a computer get drunk?

It takes screenshots
#28
Today’s dad joke of the day: What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
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#29
Dad: How much was the chimney on your house?
Neighbor: ummm I don't know
Dad: I'll bet it was free
Neighbor: why do you say that?
Dad: Because it was on the house.
#30
What do you call a duck that's addicted to drugs? A Quackhead.
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