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do anti-jokes count as dad jokes? like uhh
what's brown and sticky?
a stick.
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You hear about the invisible man that turned down the job offer? He just couldnt see himself doing it
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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
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I recently went to see the doctor and when I got in the room he told me to “Pick a star sign, any sign.”
So I picked Leo cuz it’s sick.
Then he said “Nope you’ve got cancer.”
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What do you call a sketchy Itallian neighborhood?
The Speghetto.
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What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day?
It was loaf at first sight.
So, my father was trained to hate people named Mark. Does that mean he’s a Marksist?
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Did you hear about the joke about the deaf guy who followed the chicken crossing the joke? Neither did he