[Damien]

Salty the kind of guy to say "Jeez Louise!" after doing something hard.

[^aethy]

You’re definitely the type to answer the phone with “yyyyyellow”

[dong]

Salty try not to scream while drunk challenge (impossible).

Salty the type of dude to say cowabunga while riding a rollercoaster.

Salty the type of dude to not put his crocs in sport mode while at band camp.

[nico]

salty would repeat a joke until someone laughs at it

[chibill]

Salty is saltier then the fucking ocean.

[Foxka]

Salty the type of dude that says "well there's my cardio for the day!" After walking up some stairs

[Salty]

Salty try not to scream while drunk challenge (impossible).

I only know one volume, and that's screaming. I legitimately cannot whisper.

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salty would repeat a joke until someone laughs at it

I did this in high school.

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Salty the type of guy to rub his hands together and say "let's dig in!!!" before eating.

I got this habit from my mom; BIBLE BELT BABY!!!

You say so much, yet so little at the same time.

The worst part is that it's never intentional to say so little, I give unneeded explanations all the time, not just here but in my personal life too lmao

[bryanbrr]

Salty the type of dude to laugh at his own joke before telling it.

[chibill]

Salty the type of dude to laugh at his own joke before telling it.

Salty is the dude to laugh at his own joke WHILE telling it.

[August]

Just like real salt, everything you touch becomes dry.