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		<title><![CDATA[Dinkleberg's GMod - Shitposting]]></title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2026 04:07:49 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[damien move this too]]></title>
			<link>https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/showthread.php?tid=20427</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2026 05:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/member.php?action=profile&uid=68">Market Down</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[you coulda left that on general to prank some fellas but noooooooo]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[you coulda left that on general to prank some fellas but noooooooo]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Some of you may have noticed I'm back to]]></title>
			<link>https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/showthread.php?tid=20426</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2026 05:21:24 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/member.php?action=profile&uid=68">Market Down</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Over the past few months I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about where I’m at with TTT, gaming communities in general, and honestly just time management as a whole. When I first joined the server I was in a completely different stage of life. I had way more free time, a much more consistent sleep schedule, and I could justify sitting around spectating a round for 20 minutes because someone swore they “definitely saw love4puppys murder that guy."<br />
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As time went on though, responsibilities started stacking up. Work got busier, weekends stopped really feeling like weekends, and even hopping on for “just one round” somehow always turned into me staring at the clock at 1:30 AM wondering why I had spent 45 minutes arguing over whether a jihad should count as “self defense.” That said, I genuinely appreciate everybody I’ve met through the community. Some of the funniest moments I’ve had online happened here, and even the dumb arguments about rules or hitreg or whether detective should be allowed to buy certain items became part of the routine in a weird way. It’s one of those servers where you log on intending to relax and instead end up involved in a full courtroom drama because someone claims a microwave explosion was “RDM adjacent at worst.”<br />
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Being in a TTT position also gave me a different perspective on things behind the scenes. You start noticing how much time actually goes into handling reports, resolving player issues, trying to stay consistent with rulings, and generally keeping everything from devolving into total chaos. Most people only really see the visible part of it. They don’t see someone spending 25 minutes reading logs because two people disagree about who threw a discombob first.<br />
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I think communities like this survive because people are willing to volunteer their time even when it’s occasionally frustrating, and I do respect the people who continue doing that. It’s definitely not always easy balancing fairness, player expectations, and the fact that half the server communicates exclusively through screaming. Unfortunately though, after a recent incident I’ve realized it’s probably best for me to step away from my position moving forward. Earlier today I accidentally purchased donor on the forums instead of points and got myself demoted automatically.<br />
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I'm not actually leaving I just want to make somebody move this to shitposting and scare some of you guys. I got demoted so I feel like I gotta "resign." If Dink can give me my inventory points so I can chase melee items I'd appreciate it and I still want a Borderlands skin.<br />
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Not going anywhere and excited for where we're going. Good to see a populated server. ChatGPT wrote this whole fuckin thing and I added some details.<br />
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@<a id="mention_13550" href="member.php?action=profile&amp;uid=13550" class="mentionme_mention" title="Im A Bald Eagle's profile"><span style="color: #FFBF00;"><strong>Im A Bald Eagle</strong></span></a> <br />
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I am donor in protest until you apply for Trusted again or Dink puts me back to Mod to handle stuff.<br />
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I know we had an agreement not to badger you about it but it's funnier when I ignore that.<br />
<br />
Also I'm drunk.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Over the past few months I’ve been doing a lot of thinking about where I’m at with TTT, gaming communities in general, and honestly just time management as a whole. When I first joined the server I was in a completely different stage of life. I had way more free time, a much more consistent sleep schedule, and I could justify sitting around spectating a round for 20 minutes because someone swore they “definitely saw love4puppys murder that guy."<br />
<br />
As time went on though, responsibilities started stacking up. Work got busier, weekends stopped really feeling like weekends, and even hopping on for “just one round” somehow always turned into me staring at the clock at 1:30 AM wondering why I had spent 45 minutes arguing over whether a jihad should count as “self defense.” That said, I genuinely appreciate everybody I’ve met through the community. Some of the funniest moments I’ve had online happened here, and even the dumb arguments about rules or hitreg or whether detective should be allowed to buy certain items became part of the routine in a weird way. It’s one of those servers where you log on intending to relax and instead end up involved in a full courtroom drama because someone claims a microwave explosion was “RDM adjacent at worst.”<br />
<br />
Being in a TTT position also gave me a different perspective on things behind the scenes. You start noticing how much time actually goes into handling reports, resolving player issues, trying to stay consistent with rulings, and generally keeping everything from devolving into total chaos. Most people only really see the visible part of it. They don’t see someone spending 25 minutes reading logs because two people disagree about who threw a discombob first.<br />
<br />
I think communities like this survive because people are willing to volunteer their time even when it’s occasionally frustrating, and I do respect the people who continue doing that. It’s definitely not always easy balancing fairness, player expectations, and the fact that half the server communicates exclusively through screaming. Unfortunately though, after a recent incident I’ve realized it’s probably best for me to step away from my position moving forward. Earlier today I accidentally purchased donor on the forums instead of points and got myself demoted automatically.<br />
<br />
I'm not actually leaving I just want to make somebody move this to shitposting and scare some of you guys. I got demoted so I feel like I gotta "resign." If Dink can give me my inventory points so I can chase melee items I'd appreciate it and I still want a Borderlands skin.<br />
<br />
Not going anywhere and excited for where we're going. Good to see a populated server. ChatGPT wrote this whole fuckin thing and I added some details.<br />
<hr class="mycode_hr" />
@<a id="mention_13550" href="member.php?action=profile&amp;uid=13550" class="mentionme_mention" title="Im A Bald Eagle's profile"><span style="color: #FFBF00;"><strong>Im A Bald Eagle</strong></span></a> <br />
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I am donor in protest until you apply for Trusted again or Dink puts me back to Mod to handle stuff.<br />
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I know we had an agreement not to badger you about it but it's funnier when I ignore that.<br />
<br />
Also I'm drunk.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[I’m leaving the community]]></title>
			<link>https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/showthread.php?tid=20422</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 20:34:24 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/member.php?action=profile&uid=38">Dildo Shwaggins</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Then coming back next month.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Then coming back next month.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[who the fuck is eamtomlinson]]></title>
			<link>https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/showthread.php?tid=20421</link>
			<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2026 06:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/member.php?action=profile&uid=10394">&#33590; Tea</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[has anyone ever seen this person]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[has anyone ever seen this person]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Jeff]]></title>
			<link>https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/showthread.php?tid=20412</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2026 03:49:55 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/member.php?action=profile&uid=38">Dildo Shwaggins</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Jeff <img src="https://media.tenor.com/m2eOd650ug8AAAAe/marvel-rivals.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: marvel-rivals.png]" class="mycode_img" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Jeff <img src="https://media.tenor.com/m2eOd650ug8AAAAe/marvel-rivals.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: marvel-rivals.png]" class="mycode_img" />]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[cl*nk*r]]></title>
			<link>https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/showthread.php?tid=20409</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2026 16:05:39 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/member.php?action=profile&uid=12403">BIIG_SAD</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[so, with sora AI shutting down, who is going to miss the unhinged sora AI disney trailer memes?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[so, with sora AI shutting down, who is going to miss the unhinged sora AI disney trailer memes?]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[damien hate thread]]></title>
			<link>https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/showthread.php?tid=20385</link>
			<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2025 04:23:51 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/member.php?action=profile&uid=10069">anxelic</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[he said i sucked and it was really mean]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[he said i sucked and it was really mean]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[Attention all TTT gamers!!!]]></title>
			<link>https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/showthread.php?tid=20380</link>
			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2025 03:57:42 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/member.php?action=profile&uid=12855">Succubus Widdy</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="color: #ff4136;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: x-large;" class="mycode_size">Attention all Dinkleburg's Gmod community members, Carribou is in great danger, and he needs YOUR help to defeat the evil TTT staff to prevent from being banned.  To do this, he requires epic skills and a couple of TTT RDM and slur pros. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three numbers on the back, and the expiration month and date But you gotta be quick so that Carribou can secure the bag and achieve the epic victory ROYAL!</span></span></span></span><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4Labdc8.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 4Labdc8.png]" class="mycode_img" /></div>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="font-weight: bold;" class="mycode_b"><span style="font-style: italic;" class="mycode_i"><span style="color: #ff4136;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-size: x-large;" class="mycode_size">Attention all Dinkleburg's Gmod community members, Carribou is in great danger, and he needs YOUR help to defeat the evil TTT staff to prevent from being banned.  To do this, he requires epic skills and a couple of TTT RDM and slur pros. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three numbers on the back, and the expiration month and date But you gotta be quick so that Carribou can secure the bag and achieve the epic victory ROYAL!</span></span></span></span><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;" class="mycode_align"><img src="https://i.imgur.com/4Labdc8.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: 4Labdc8.png]" class="mycode_img" /></div>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[My resignation]]></title>
			<link>https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/showthread.php?tid=20367</link>
			<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2025 20:18:43 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/member.php?action=profile&uid=10092">August</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Oh wait, I already did that.<br />
<br />
Thank god, best decision I ever made.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Oh wait, I already did that.<br />
<br />
Thank god, best decision I ever made.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[rainbow six siege players only!!! important announcement]]></title>
			<link>https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/showthread.php?tid=20309</link>
			<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2025 03:11:43 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/member.php?action=profile&uid=10413">im really feeling it</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[some members and ex members of this community think the smg12 has the hardest recoil in the game; THE ARE WRONG, ITS THE EASIEST GUN IN THE GAME.<br />
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reply heck yeah if you think they should never be allowed to play video games ever again, because THEY are STUPID and WRONG.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[some members and ex members of this community think the smg12 has the hardest recoil in the game; THE ARE WRONG, ITS THE EASIEST GUN IN THE GAME.<br />
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reply heck yeah if you think they should never be allowed to play video games ever again, because THEY are STUPID and WRONG.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[how it used to feel before the anti-typing quirk discrimination wave]]></title>
			<link>https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/showthread.php?tid=20306</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2025 23:18:27 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/member.php?action=profile&uid=10394">&#33590; Tea</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Widdy Ban Request]]></title>
			<link>https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/showthread.php?tid=20305</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2025 08:55:51 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/member.php?action=profile&uid=13549">Rox5tar01</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[Offender's Name: Widdy (has also used the aliases "Unhinged Widdy" and "Succubus Widdy", in order to avoid staff and law enforcement)<br />
<br />
Offender's SteamID: Yes she has a steam ID<br />
<br />
Potential Witnesses: I did indeed potentially witness it<br />
<br />
Reason to Ban: She tricked me, which is against the rules of the Gmod TTT thing (WARNING VERY GRAPHIC NOT SAFE FOR WORK)<br />
<br />
<img src="https://i.postimg.cc/qMgLfW5g/evi.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: evi.png]" class="mycode_img" />\<br />
<img src="https://i.postimg.cc/wjQcDHtf/trick.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: trick.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
Proof: stfu you wasn't even there]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Offender's Name: Widdy (has also used the aliases "Unhinged Widdy" and "Succubus Widdy", in order to avoid staff and law enforcement)<br />
<br />
Offender's SteamID: Yes she has a steam ID<br />
<br />
Potential Witnesses: I did indeed potentially witness it<br />
<br />
Reason to Ban: She tricked me, which is against the rules of the Gmod TTT thing (WARNING VERY GRAPHIC NOT SAFE FOR WORK)<br />
<br />
<img src="https://i.postimg.cc/qMgLfW5g/evi.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: evi.png]" class="mycode_img" />\<br />
<img src="https://i.postimg.cc/wjQcDHtf/trick.png" loading="lazy"  alt="[Image: trick.png]" class="mycode_img" /><br />
<br />
Proof: stfu you wasn't even there]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[anti-typing quirk discrimination]]></title>
			<link>https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/showthread.php?tid=20303</link>
			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2025 04:44:38 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/member.php?action=profile&uid=10394">&#33590; Tea</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[i have treated thi&#36;&#36; "community" with nothing but kindness. and yet because of my typing quirk, something that i can't control, you have seen fit to target me, to hara&#36;&#36; me, and even to ban me from your di&#36;&#36;KKKord &#36;&#36;erver. you have ended anti-KKKraKKKa "racism". now end real discrimination. do better.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[i have treated thi&#36;&#36; "community" with nothing but kindness. and yet because of my typing quirk, something that i can't control, you have seen fit to target me, to hara&#36;&#36; me, and even to ban me from your di&#36;&#36;KKKord &#36;&#36;erver. you have ended anti-KKKraKKKa "racism". now end real discrimination. do better.]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[The FitnessGram Pacer Test]]></title>
			<link>https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/showthread.php?tid=20302</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2025 17:57:07 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/member.php?action=profile&uid=68">Market Down</a>]]></dc:creator>
			<guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/showthread.php?tid=20302</guid>
			<description><![CDATA[<span style="color: #333d42;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, 'Apple Color Emoji', 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', sans-serif;" class="mycode_font">The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding﻿</span></span>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<span style="color: #333d42;" class="mycode_color"><span style="font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, 'Apple Color Emoji', 'Segoe UI Emoji', 'Segoe UI Symbol', sans-serif;" class="mycode_font">The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding﻿</span></span>]]></content:encoded>
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			<title><![CDATA[free my bro]]></title>
			<link>https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/showthread.php?tid=20301</link>
			<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2025 06:14:53 +0000</pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[<a href="https://www.dinklebergsgmod.com/site/member.php?action=profile&uid=10394">&#33590; Tea</a>]]></dc:creator>
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			<description><![CDATA[free tea]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[free tea]]></content:encoded>
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