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i do stuff

Salty

I throw things in a trolley, put the groceries in an area, and then hover around until you get your shit
I sit around all day occasionally pressing a button or putting a roll in
I help microwave your brains with 5G and convince people to let apple control their lives.
i fall asleep while driving to see if the car crashes
(10-24-2020, 09:40 PM)§bKiwi The Fruit Wrote: [ -> ]I'm a professional woman

Sooooo sex worker?

I move rectangles and circles on a screen so people who make noise can feel better about themselves.
i rush as fast as i possibly can to get somewhere 3 hours early to wait 4 hours.
(10-25-2020, 05:02 AM)Jordanian Sniper Wrote: [ -> ]i do stuff
i'm stuff
I’m a professional vampire.
I herd cats that hate me when i tell them no but love me when i tell them yes
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