(04-25-2017, 01:46 AM)Dildo Shwaggins Wrote: [ -> ] (04-25-2017, 01:40 AM)Assassin Wrote: [ -> ]I wish I had unlimited alcohol.
Granted, but you develop a severe allergy to it.
I wish I could fly
You can fly but only 5 inches off the ground
I wish the BANTZ crew was unbanned
Granted, but you have to be banned in their place.
I wish I had a DeLorean.
(04-25-2017, 06:25 AM)tons4583 Wrote: [ -> ]Granted, but you have to be banned in their place.
I wish I had a DeLorean.
Granted, but you can only travel into the future and not the past.
I wish we had sv_cheats enabled on the server
Granted, but the whole server crashes every 5 minutes
I wish food were cheaper
Granted, but you gain 5 pounds every time you eat
I wish I was the smartest person in the world
Granted, but you can only work at McDonald's
I wish to have a t round every round.
Granted, but you die 30 seconds in
I wish my chicken was still alive
(04-25-2017, 12:27 PM)Admiral Arbok Wrote: [ -> ]Granted, but you die 30 seconds in
I wish my chicken was still alive
Granted, but it's as annoying as the chickens in csgo
I wish we had lost temple 24/7
Granted, but we get MC 67th way 25/8
I wish tons got his Delorean
(04-25-2017, 12:37 PM)Burrito Bowl Wrote: [ -> ]Granted, but we get MC 67th way 25/8
I wish tons got his Delorean
Granted, but you're visited by some Libyans looking for their plutonium...
![[Image: libyan.gif]](https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5pazn8ua5Ic/UaBSmI815RI/AAAAAAAAAo4/SO4-IgZDGrw/s1600/libyan.gif)