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(04-25-2017, 01:46 AM)Dildo Shwaggins Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-25-2017, 01:40 AM)Assassin Wrote: [ -> ]I wish I had unlimited alcohol.

Granted, but you develop a severe allergy to it.

I wish I could fly

You can fly but only 5 inches off the ground

I wish the BANTZ crew was unbanned
Granted, but you have to be banned in their place.

I wish I had a DeLorean.
(04-25-2017, 06:25 AM)tons4583 Wrote: [ -> ]Granted, but you have to be banned in their place.

I wish I had a DeLorean.

Granted, but you can only travel into the future and not the past.

I wish we had sv_cheats enabled on the server
Granted, but the whole server crashes every 5 minutes

I wish food were cheaper
Granted, but you gain 5 pounds every time you eat

I wish I was the smartest person in the world
Granted, but you can only work at McDonald's

I wish to have a t round every round.
Granted, but you die 30 seconds in

I wish my chicken was still alive
(04-25-2017, 12:27 PM)Admiral Arbok Wrote: [ -> ]Granted, but you die 30 seconds in

I wish my chicken was still alive

Granted, but it's as annoying as the chickens in csgo

I wish we had lost temple 24/7
Granted, but we get MC 67th way 25/8

I wish tons got his Delorean
(04-25-2017, 12:37 PM)Burrito Bowl Wrote: [ -> ]Granted, but we get MC 67th way 25/8

I wish tons got his Delorean

Granted, but you're visited by some Libyans looking for their plutonium...

[Image: libyan.gif]
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