because we won a series of evolutionary and reproductive lotteries
We exist to do stupid shit, like jump in a pool filled with 50 gallons of passion lube.
i exist solely to cause chaos within the dinkleberg's gmod staff team
bro i already took philosplhy fuck off with thatt shit
i exist out of spite, oh you think life is meaningless? okay and? im still going to kick ass at it
(epic backflip)