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INT. OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT

A group of FRIENDS laughs at a dinner table. A WAITRESS comes to deliver what could be considered food.

WAITRESS
Pasta nachos for you.

We see the pasta nachos. They're warm and defeated.

FRIEND 1
The menu is here

WAITRESS
Lasagna wings with extra Italy.

We see the lasagna wings. There's more Italy than necessary.

FRIEND 2
I shall eat Italian citizens

WAITRESS
Unlimited Stick.

We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all.

FRIEND 3
Leave without me. I'm home.

WAITRESS
Gluten Classico. From the kitchen

We see the Gluten Classico. We believe the waitress that it is from the kitchen. We have no reason not to believe.

Friend 4 says nothing

FRIEND 1
What is wrong, Friend 4?

Friend 4 says nothing.

FRIEND 2
Friend 4, what is wrong, Friend 4?

Friend 4 smiles wide. Her mouth is full of secret soup.

ANNOUNCER
(wet voice)
Olive Garden. When You're Here, You're Here.

i want the chicken and shrimp alfredo

(01-02-2023, 05:33 AM)Nazu(s) New Years Wrote: [ -> ]i want the chicken and shrimp alfredo

Personally, the pasta nachos sound fire

red robin has botomless french fries

(01-02-2023, 05:36 AM)Deadpool Wrote: [ -> ]red robin has botomless french fries

this is clearly an Olive Garden TM ad

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