Dinkleberg's GMod

This is what my ass is stuck looking like for about a month. Can't even cop a smile because it only works on my left side. 
Insert your best eye patch jokes and memes below.

Uh, no jokes here. You ok bud?

I mean, that sucks...but you still look like a badass! So that's all that matters.

Some chick fart in your face and give you bad pink eye?
U got any tats?

@"C A M O"  6! (6 fat chicks and 6 tattoos)

N' yes @RenzoLeBenzo i'm fine thank you :]. Just a big'ol nuisance that should be ok in a month or so! 
Just means my terrible aim is going to be even worse for a while. 

@"Sól" My brother now refers to me as Big Boss from Metal Gear so i'm sort of ok with it lmfao

Really wanted some good memes though xD

Why did the pirate buy an eye patch?