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So my first post was about song requests so you dont really need to welcome me  ;) . 

Gary's the name
Queueing songs is my game
When youre playing TTT
You can expect to find me

About a year ago I found a place called Dinkleberg
I enjoyed it so much you know i had to splurge
I emailed the main man Dinkle
Didnt need to give it a thinkle
And i donated some dough
before i had to go

I hopped on a plane and flew down to Texas
only 18 so you know i was feeling nervous
because I had just purchased
A ticket to the Armed Forces
And now i was at my end
in a city known as Lackland

Forget what you know
because bootcamp blows
stuck in a dorm with 50 other guys
my recruiter fed me a bunch of lies
but 1 year later I can say i dont regret it
Wouldnt change anything you can just forget it

Now my raps finally ending
You're blown away "It was stupendous"
But before I go I need to stop pretending
the names not Gary, its Brendan. 

*Mic Drop*

This is intended to have a Will Smith style rap feel to it. But yeah I'm basically transitioning from Military to college life shortly which is why i have so much free time. If you're gonna thank me for my service, let it be for my amazing song choices.
Yo welcome to the forums Gary! Good job on the rap, but Texas doesn't rhyme with nervous (even in the style of Will Smith) so -1 from me.
Welcome to the forums? xD
Welcome! Always a pleasure hearing your queue's on ttt!
You que what I suggest so yeah welcome.
So did you get your other halfs permission to make this post if not oh boy,your assets are grass.