Due to an increasing desire from user to be micromanaged, the Forum Association Rules Team (F.A.R.T) has published the following rules to be implemented and upheld on forums:
- If there's ever a dispute between FART and any other user, by default FART wins.
- Under no circumstance is anyone permitted to question the actions of FART.
- Anyone can apply to join FART, just fill out the application that is posted below.
- Anyone can suggest rules to be implemented by FART.
- The hard R is not allowed at any time, not even if you're a pirate.
FART Application
What is your name?
Are you a member of the community? Y/N
Do you shower with your socks on? Y/N
Have you ever showered with a sock or both socks on? Y/N
If you were a Bear, what kind of bear would you be?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
My FART application:
1. What is not my name. My name is Ckg, hopefully, that isn't a dealbreaker.
2. Yeah, I live in a community.
3. Yes, but I wear them on my hands so I can use them as washcloths.
4. Both, I'm not a maniac.
5. If I was a bear I'd be a circus bear. That way I could get a nice bike and a cool tutu.
6. Anywhere from a
bout 700 pounds to 317.515 kg on a good day, with the wind at his back.
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<-- Ideally, this would be me.
What is your name?
Dildo Shwaggins/bilbodildo
Are you a member of the community?
Yes
Do you shower with your socks on?
To do so without them would be gay
Have you ever showered with a sock or both socks on?
Yes, to do so otherwise would be gay
If you were a Bear, what kind of bear would you be?
Pooh Bear
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
About tree fiddy
my name is Jared
yes I am a member of the community
I only shower with one sock on
yes I have showered with both socks on to try it it was awful
the big hairy gay kind
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(07-31-2019, 07:34 AM)Ckg Wrote: [ -> ]My FART application:
1. What is not my name. My name is Ckg, hopefully, that isn't a dealbreaker.
2. Yeah, I live in a community.
3. Yes, but I wear them on my hands so I can use them as washcloths.
4. Both, I'm not a maniac.
5. If I was a bear I'd be a circus bear. That way I could get a nice bike and a cool tutu.
6. Anywhere from about 700 pounds to 317.515 kg on a good day, with the wind at his back.
<-- Ideally, this would be me.
(07-31-2019, 02:09 PM)Dildo Shwaggins Wrote: [ -> ]What is your name?
Dildo Shwaggins/bilbodildo
Are you a member of the community?
Yes
Do you shower with your socks on?
To do so without them would be gay
Have you ever showered with a sock or both socks on?
Yes, to do so otherwise would be gay
If you were a Bear, what kind of bear would you be?
Pooh Bear
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
About tree fiddy
Your application is being processed..
(07-31-2019, 03:13 PM)HalfDemonLink Wrote: [ -> ]my name is Jared
yes I am a member of the community
I only shower with one sock on
yes I have showered with both socks on to try it it was awful
the big hairy gay kind
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Your application has been ACCEPTED!
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