Dinkleberg's GMod

Another Year…


I understand now is the start of another school year for you members and I would like to say that I am proud of you. Good job for not failing last year and being 39 years old still in high school! Woohoo!


Now, I would like to say that school is very important and should come first. I have already graduated with both my Bachelors and Masters, but I will be furthering me education to grab a Doctorate. 


Here is a Off-brand Ned Declassified guide to how to survive Edumacation[attachment=1919]:

• Make sure you study enough. Give nice breaks in between hours. 
  
• Make sure you have lunch available to you, don’t want to learn on an empty stomach.
  
• Make sure you know your friends and your enemies. God damn, Dinkleberg….
  
• Make sure you have all your stuff for that day or week ready and planned. Don’t forget your clothes.
  • Pencils, Pens, Markers, Highlighters, Pencil Sharpener
    
  • Notebooks, Text books, Agendas, Folders, Organizers
    
  • Body armor, Disguiser, Radar, Knife, Body bomb… [attachment=1920]
    
  • Backpack, Gym bag, lunchbox, hat, etc.
    
• Have some snacks in your locker so you can bite in between class hours.
  
• Headphones for music
  
• Charger for laptop, phone, Headphones (Airpoos, Dr. Drays, Skullcandy, Gaming headset, etc.)
  
• HAVE AN EXTRA STICK OF DEODERANT IN YOUR BACKPACK. For heaven sake, put some on you sweaty smelly bastards.
  
• Make sure you right down what is due and when in your agenda, sticky note, phone, etc. This will come in handy in the future. 
  
• Make good friends, and know your enemies
  
• Bring your Naruto headbands and run to class. This will ensure you are not late.
  
• Bring your Nintendo Switch while you wait for school to start, at lunch, or for your ride/after school shit. I used to play between classes.
  
• If a bully bullies you, you tell them that a staff member from Dink’s TTT will make sure they are banned for RDM or Attempted RDM. They ain’t hiding from us.
  
• Make sure you don’t fuck up.
  

There is my cheapo version of Ned Declassified/WILD’s HowToNotFuckUpInSchool 4 Dummies. Make sure you focus on school and make it your priority to get an amazing degree that you will enjoy. Be able to study hard and then make that bread. [attachment=1918]

ok thank u for advice backseat pornstar

Your racks most definitely gave me a donger

oh how old it makes me feel when I graduated high school 7 years ago

This is what I didn't know I needed.

Thank you so much soon to be Dr. Wild

Did you really have to steal my all these racks give me a boner?

Fuck you im dropping out

I'm gonna be a drunk frat guy my first year, thank you for the advice <3

I got weird looks when I brought my disguiser into school but then i came in with the body armor, knife, and body bomb and our resource officer lost his shit.