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Explain Your Job Poorly - TheUltraFish - 10-24-2020
I apologize if something like this has been posted in the past, but I thought it would be interesting.
Just comment as the title says on what your job in a funny or bad way. This is taken from the idea of explaining a movie plot badly but technically correct.
For example, if you are a pizza delivery guy/gal, you could say that you work for a multi-million transportation service that provides food for thousands upon thousands of hungry people throughout the country.
However, you can add a twist and not say what your job is leaving others to possibly guess.
I guess I will go first.
My job is to manufacture and distribute blatant political propaganda tabloids and publish frugal spending brochures.
RE: Explain Your Job Poorly - happy - 10-24-2020
i pick up food and put it down
RE: Explain Your Job Poorly - B0T.ikillyou - 10-24-2020
Help the "Thieves" steal your money faster with what they call brand new technology.
RE: Explain Your Job Poorly - Tedgp908 - 10-24-2020
I write software so multi-billion and multi-million dollar companies can improve their stats so they can make more money.
RE: Explain Your Job Poorly - Mana - 10-24-2020
People pay me to cut, grind, and touch their feet
RE: Explain Your Job Poorly - KaptainLes - 10-24-2020
I stop the Boats
RE: Explain Your Job Poorly - dong - 10-24-2020
I’m a paint bitch
RE: Explain Your Job Poorly - §bKiwi The Fruit - 10-24-2020
I'm a professional woman
RE: Explain Your Job Poorly - Penguinslayer4 - 10-24-2020
I take groceries from the store and use them to play Jenga in people's trunks
RE: Explain Your Job Poorly - RussEfarmer - 10-24-2020
I put weird circles and ovals in the ground and wait 6 months for stuff to come out