[chapman]

Hey Ryan722,


Thanks for applying for this opportunity, but unfortunately, we at Dink's have decided to DENY your application.


Here are the reasons why:


1. Not intimidating. 

2. Farts Loudly

3. Your work ethic doesn't exist. You don't do any work behind the scenes.


A denial isn't enough. As CEO of this train wreck, I am demoting you. Grump can fend for himself.