Dinkleberg's GMod

I apologize if something like this has been posted in the past, but I thought it would be interesting.

Just comment as the title says on what your job in a funny or bad way. This is taken from the idea of explaining a movie plot badly but technically correct.

For example, if you are a pizza delivery guy/gal, you could say that you work for a multi-million transportation service that provides food for thousands upon thousands of hungry people throughout the country.


However, you can add a twist and not say what your job is leaving others to possibly guess.


I guess I will go first.



My job is to manufacture and distribute blatant political propaganda tabloids and publish frugal spending brochures.

i pick up food and put it down

Help the "Thieves" steal your money faster with what they call brand new technology.

I write software so multi-billion and multi-million dollar companies can improve their stats so they can make more money.

People pay me to cut, grind, and touch their feet

I stop the Boats

I’m a paint bitch

I'm a professional woman

I take groceries from the store and use them to play Jenga in people's trunks

I put weird circles and ovals in the ground and wait 6 months for stuff to come out