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What do you call Batman when he skips church

Christian Bale

What did the bison say to their son when he left for school?

Bison

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What do you call a mountain of kittens 

Meowntan

I already hate this thread.

If a seagull flies over the sea what flies over the bay?

A bagel

What do you call shoes made from bananas? 

Slippers.

I'm thinking about removing my spine; I feel like it's only holding me back

Ugh I hate food puns, they're so corny.

It's prom night and you want to check out the buffet but there was a long line. So, you go to the bathroom to freshen up but can't get in from the line there either. Finally, you get thirsty and there's no punch line

How does Moses make his coffee?

"Hebrews it."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.