Post your Corny Joke

**Cespedes** · 07-08-2019, 10:09 PM

What do you call Batman when he skips church

Christian Bale

**Andre** · (This post was last modified: 07-08-2019, 10:11 PM by Andre.)

What did the bison say to their son when he left for school?

Bison

What do you call a mountain of kittens

Meowntan

~~Zoreo~~ · 07-08-2019, 10:11 PM

I already hate this thread.

If a seagull flies over the sea what flies over the bay?

A bagel

**Andre** · 07-08-2019, 10:14 PM

What do you call shoes made from bananas?

Slippers.

**AzunaRiceBoy** · 07-08-2019, 10:14 PM

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**donkeyskin1** · 07-08-2019, 10:15 PM

I'm thinking about removing my spine; I feel like it's only holding me back

**TheUltraFish** · 07-08-2019, 10:19 PM

Ugh I hate food puns, they're so corny.

**Dildo Shwaggins** · 07-08-2019, 11:33 PM

It's prom night and you want to check out the buffet but there was a long line. So, you go to the bathroom to freshen up but can't get in from the line there either. Finally, you get thirsty and there's no punch line

**Dimitri The Meat Tree** · 07-09-2019, 12:08 AM

How does Moses make his coffee?

"Hebrews it."

07-09-2019, 12:32 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.