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RE: Dad joke of the day! - BillyBob - 11-09-2021
where do pencils go on vacation
pennslyvania
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 11-17-2021
what did the rock say to the flower?
"ok bloomer"
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 11-29-2021
A long time worker at a coca cola just lost his job
He is soda pressed now.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 12-02-2021
Why do we Park on driveways and drive on parkways?
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 12-03-2021
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RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 12-09-2021
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RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 12-15-2021
Why did one boy miss the field-trip?
His parents didn't sign the parm-mission slip!
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 12-18-2021
3 guys are on a boat with 4 cigarettes but nothing to light them with.
So they throw one overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 12-19-2021
What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?
cheddar never get away with it!
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 12-26-2021
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool?
Rock pay-for scissors.