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Dad joke of the day!
#1
So i’ve been doing Dad joke of the day on the general channel on discord. But Penguin reminded my small brain that I could do it here. Dad jokes are life, so why not?
Feel free to reply with any Dad jokes that come to mind!!

To start it of, today’s dad joke of the day: What’s an astronaut’s favourite part of a computer? The space bar.
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#2
this is gonna be my favorite thread i can already tell
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"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough."
Albert Einstein
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#4
I watched this one documentary on beavers.

It was the best dam thing I'd ever seen

you are welcome
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#5
I had a dream I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!
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#6
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
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#7
You’re American when you go into a bathroom and when you come out, but what are you while you’re in the bathroom? European.
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#8
why was 2019 afraid of 2020? because they had a fight and 2021.
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#9
A man goes to a zoo, but the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

It was a shih tzu.
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#10
my local graveyard has become overcrowded.

seems like people were dying to get in.
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