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RE: Post your Corny Joke - §1DOGPOUND§2808 - 07-09-2019
So I told my girlfriend Ruth that I'm breaking up with her.
Now I'm so Ruthless.
RE: Post your Corny Joke - Tronicate - 07-09-2019
Protestor 1: WHAT DO WE WANT?!!
Protestor 2: LOW FLYING AIRCRAFT!!!
Protestor 1: WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!!
Protestor 2: NEEEEOOOWWW!!!
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RE: Post your Corny Joke - Pixie Soldier - 07-09-2019
What do you call an alligator detective?
An investi-gator.
RE: Post your Corny Joke - Avi - 07-09-2019
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop-Corn
RE: Post your Corny Joke - Dildo Shwaggins - 07-09-2019
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally
RE: Post your Corny Joke - AzunaRiceBoy - 07-09-2019
RE: Post your Corny Joke - matt_st3 (Strongrule) - 07-09-2019
I hate this thread
But I have one
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
RE: Post your Corny Joke - dong - 07-09-2019
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
RE: Post your Corny Joke - Andre - 07-09-2019
(07-09-2019, 01:01 PM)dong Wrote: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
because 2+2=43 divided by 3 equals 2 then you have to subtract that from pi (3.14)then square root it then add it the as many letters there are in the alphabet and then you have to fraction it into thirds. there you go the answer 789
RE: Post your Corny Joke - lacer - 07-09-2019
(07-09-2019, 01:01 PM)dong Wrote: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 killed my fucking grandmother