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RE: Dad joke of the day! - Emerak - 08-22-2020
I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - dong - 08-22-2020
What do you call a short person?
Noire
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Uriel'is - 08-22-2020
Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - unfortunatepossum - 08-22-2020
My mom asked how my job at the horse barn was going,
Oh ya know it's pretty stable.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - KaptainLes - 08-22-2020
Why did the old man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - VolfVoss - 08-23-2020
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RE: Dad joke of the day! - daisy - 08-23-2020
What's made of leather, a foot long, and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe!
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Emerak - 08-23-2020
Attached file down below is best joke of the day lol
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RE: Dad joke of the day! - daisy - 08-23-2020
(08-23-2020, 01:24 PM)Titan17 Wrote: Attached file down below is best joke of the day lol
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yikes that self-roast though
RE: Dad joke of the day! - bob - 08-23-2020
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.