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RE: Dad joke of the day! - bob - 08-25-2020
Dad joke of the day: What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Piano1997 - 08-25-2020
"Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?"
"No idea, they just ransomware."
RE: Dad joke of the day! - VolfVoss - 08-26-2020
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RE: Dad joke of the day! - Emerak - 08-26-2020
Why do we tell actors to “break a leg?”
Because every play has a cast.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - J@CK XDDD - 08-26-2020
Why the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watch dogs
RE: Dad joke of the day! - bob - 08-26-2020
What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Noire ♜ - 08-26-2020
(08-26-2020, 11:48 AM)snicks Wrote: What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
Wow, that rocks.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - BananaFluid - 08-26-2020
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles
RE: Dad joke of the day! - daisy - 08-28-2020
What do you call a person missing 75% of their spine? A quarterback.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - bob - 08-28-2020
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.