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RE: Dad joke of the day! - Noire ♜ - 08-28-2020

(08-28-2020, 12:39 PM)snicks Wrote: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

Very original, where'd you get the inspiration for this one?

RE: Dad joke of the day! - bob - 08-28-2020

(08-28-2020, 12:50 PM)Noire Wrote:
(08-28-2020, 12:39 PM)snicks Wrote: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.

Very original, where'd you get the inspiration for this one?
Google.

RE: Dad joke of the day! - Emerak - 08-28-2020

What kind of tree has a hand? A palm tree.

RE: Dad joke of the day! - bob - 08-29-2020

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RE: Dad joke of the day! - Ly ² - 08-30-2020

(08-29-2020, 11:15 PM)snicks Wrote: [Image: honey-they-built-a-hay-maze-over-at-the-...-strip.jpg]
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RE: Dad joke of the day! - VolfVoss - 08-30-2020

I usually knock on the fridge door before opening it

Just in case there's a salad dressing

RE: Dad joke of the day! - Emerak - 08-30-2020

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over

RE: Dad joke of the day! - bob - 08-30-2020

(08-30-2020, 05:51 PM)Titan17 Wrote: I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
Why did I laugh so much at this?

RE: Dad joke of the day! - [test] mattquake11 - 08-30-2020

Here are my contributions to the hilarity that is this thread.
Did you hear about the fight on the train? Two tickets got punched.
Who was the fastest runner in the Bible? Adam, he was the first in the human race.
Who was the straightest man in the Bible? Moses, because pharaoh made a ruler out of him.
I had a job as a night guard at a Samsung store. I kept referring to myself as a Guardian of the Galaxy.

You're welcome.

RE: Dad joke of the day! - bob - 08-30-2020

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