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RE: Dad joke of the day! - Emerak - 08-31-2020
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
RE: Dad joke of the day! - [test] mattquake11 - 09-01-2020
Constipated people don't give a shit.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Emerak - 09-01-2020
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu - you get what you deserve
RE: Dad joke of the day! - bob - 09-02-2020
![[Image: hippo-or-zippo.jpg]](https://www.awesomeinventions.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/hippo-or-zippo.jpg)
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Emerak - 09-02-2020
To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing
RE: Dad joke of the day! - [test] mattquake11 - 09-02-2020
Confucius says:
War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left
It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it.
Woman who go camping must beware of evil intent.
Man with hand in pocket not crazy, just feeling nuts.
Man who fart in church sit in his own pew.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man with penis in peanut butter, fucking nuts.
Man who push piano down mine shaft, likely to get A-flat minor.
You're welcome
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Ly ² - 09-07-2020
![[Image: Screenshot_20200907-152109_Instagram.jpg...height=702]](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741565148283535401/752624808608399410/Screenshot_20200907-152109_Instagram.jpg?width=562&height=702)
;)
RE: Dad joke of the day! - lacer - 09-07-2020
![[Image: ebpRWPupvD7IAWFcHLb2GmMjUEvOmhHSXuIs_r_z...3058bc7e56]](https://external-preview.redd.it/ebpRWPupvD7IAWFcHLb2GmMjUEvOmhHSXuIs_r_zqnM.jpg?auto=webp&s=90073468795c059264376c06ff38073058bc7e56)
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Pixie Soldier - 09-07-2020
![[Image: 118989259_10158710803789721_8544422550640917815_o.png]](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735274648823922783/752637546202267768/118989259_10158710803789721_8544422550640917815_o.png)
RE: Dad joke of the day! - augmENTreality2 - 09-07-2020
I have a condition where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
My doctor says it's terminal.