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RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 05-13-2021

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They're both Paris sites.


RE: Dad joke of the day! - Damien - 05-14-2021

How do Celebrities stay cool? They Have Many Fans!


RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 08-26-2021

A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, “You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.”

“Now settle down,” the doctor calmly told him. “You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.”


RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 09-05-2021

Web forum: Are you under 18?
User: Yes
Web forum: can you explain why you are under 18?
User: I was born at a very young age


RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 09-09-2021

If you wait for a waiter, aren't you technically the waiter?


RE: Dad joke of the day! - Damien - 09-11-2021

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RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 09-16-2021

How is working at McDonald's like being an archaeologist in Athens?
You end up smelling like ancient grease.


RE: Dad joke of the day! - [test] mattquake11 - 09-16-2021

Saw this one in another Discord and it made me laugh a bit.

"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, 'First offender?' She says, 'No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'"


RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 10-17-2021

why does a plant hate math?
it gives them the square roots


RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 10-19-2021

Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!