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RE: Dad joke of the day! - reinaberg - 02-27-2023
i bought shoes from a drug dealer once. i don't know what he laced them with, but i was tripping all day.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Damien - 02-28-2023
How do computers get drunk? they take screenshots.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - slater - 03-01-2023
One day, a patient came up to a doctor for help and asked...
"Doctor, I need your help. I'm addicted to checking my Twitter!"
The doctor replied with, 'I'm so sorry, I don't follow."
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Gabe - 04-08-2023
What do you call another deer with no legs? Still No-eyed deer.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Damien - 04-08-2023
Liquor? I hardly knew her!
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Damien - 04-09-2023
If Quizzes are Quizzical... then what are tests??
RE: Dad joke of the day! - reinaberg - 04-10-2023
(04-08-2023, 11:26 PM)Damien Wrote: Liquor? I hardly knew her!
you can't get mad at me for this anymore or i'm banning you from the forums
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Chris Farley - 04-10-2023
You’ve heard of Murphy’s law, right? It’s anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Well have you heard of Cole’s law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage