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RE: Dad joke of the day! - bob - 08-14-2020

(08-14-2020, 06:39 AM)The Triangle Wrote: Dad: How much was the chimney on your house?
Neighbor: ummm I don't know
Dad: I'll bet it was free
Neighbor: why do you say that?
Dad: Because it was on the house.

I hate that this made me laugh


RE: Dad joke of the day! - §bKiwi The Fruit - 08-14-2020

do anti-jokes count as dad jokes? like uhh

what's brown and sticky?
a stick.


RE: Dad joke of the day! - J@CK XDDD - 08-14-2020

You hear about the invisible man that turned down the job offer? He just couldnt see himself doing it


RE: Dad joke of the day! - dong - 08-14-2020

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!


RE: Dad joke of the day! - Emerak - 08-14-2020

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!


RE: Dad joke of the day! - Ckg - 08-14-2020

I recently went to see the doctor and when I got in the room he told me to “Pick a star sign, any sign.”
So I picked Leo cuz it’s sick.
Then he said “Nope you’ve got cancer.”


RE: Dad joke of the day! - Noire ♜ - 08-14-2020

What do you call a sketchy Itallian neighborhood?

The Speghetto.


RE: Dad joke of the day! - B0T.ikillyou - 08-14-2020

What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day?

It was loaf at first sight.


RE: Dad joke of the day! - saltychapdaddy - 08-14-2020

So, my father was trained to hate people named Mark. Does that mean he’s a Marksist?


RE: Dad joke of the day! - TheUltraFish - 08-14-2020

Did you hear about the joke about the deaf guy who followed the chicken crossing the joke? Neither did he