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RE: Dad joke of the day! - Pixie Soldier - 08-15-2020
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RE: Dad joke of the day! - Noire ♜ - 08-15-2020
You know, I don't always tell dad jokes... but when I do, dad usually laughs.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - augmENTreality2 - 08-15-2020
Who was the Greek goddess of cleavage?
Paratitties
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Burb - 08-15-2020
Who do you call when a giant fly attacks the city?
The SWAT team
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Noire ♜ - 08-15-2020
sorry not sorry I'm posting another one today
Three tomatoes are walkin' down the street.
Papa Tomato, Mama Tomato and Baby Tomato.
Baby Tomato starts lagging behind, and Papa Tomato gets really angry.
Goes back and squishes him and says: "Ketchup."
Ketchup.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Deer-ly - 08-15-2020
lettuce delete this thread
RE: Dad joke of the day! - VolfVoss - 08-16-2020
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RE: Dad joke of the day! - daisy - 08-16-2020
Some friend of mine told me that he hopes I die in a deep hole filled with water.
I know he means well.
RE: Dad joke of the day! - Emerak - 08-16-2020
When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there!
RE: Dad joke of the day! - bob - 08-16-2020
Dad joke of the day: I love my furniture. My recliner and I go way back.