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RE: Dad joke of the day! - J@CK XDDD - 08-16-2020

Why do some couples go to the gym? Because they want their relationship to work out


RE: Dad joke of the day! - §bKiwi The Fruit - 08-16-2020

did you hear the bus that ran over the deaf guy?

neither did he


RE: Dad joke of the day! - daisy - 08-17-2020

Why did the golfer bring two pair of pants?

Just incase they get a hole in one!


RE: Dad joke of the day! - VolfVoss - 08-17-2020

(08-13-2020, 03:43 PM)B0T. ikillyou Wrote: When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

(08-17-2020, 07:29 AM)dong Wrote: When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent
  
That moment when someone says a joke again.... rip dong (look on page 2)


RE: Dad joke of the day! - Emerak - 08-17-2020

Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants!


RE: Dad joke of the day! - bob - 08-17-2020

Dad joke of the day: Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe!


RE: Dad joke of the day! - Burb - 08-17-2020

Whe's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurtie!


RE: Dad joke of the day! - daisy - 08-17-2020

Did y'all hear about that hungry clock? It went back four seconds!


RE: Dad joke of the day! - thunderwalrusinnthebar - 08-17-2020

A girl name Mckenzie gets glasses one day, her dad tell her "your new name is mccantsee"


RE: Dad joke of the day! - Emerak - 08-18-2020

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.