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Post your Corny Joke - Cespedes - 07-08-2019

What do you call Batman when he skips church

Christian Bale


RE: Post your Corny Joke - Andre - 07-08-2019

What did the bison say to their son when he left for school?

Bison

What do you call a mountain of kittens 

Meowntan


RE: Post your Corny Joke - Zoreo - 07-08-2019

I already hate this thread.

If a seagull flies over the sea what flies over the bay?

A bagel


RE: Post your Corny Joke - Andre - 07-08-2019

What do you call shoes made from bananas? 

Slippers.


RE: Post your Corny Joke - AzunaRiceBoy - 07-08-2019

[Image: ear-of-corn-shucked-e1561829870760.jpg]


RE: Post your Corny Joke - donkeyskin1 - 07-08-2019

I'm thinking about removing my spine; I feel like it's only holding me back


RE: Post your Corny Joke - TheUltraFish - 07-08-2019

Ugh I hate food puns, they're so corny.


RE: Post your Corny Joke - Dildo Shwaggins - 07-08-2019

It's prom night and you want to check out the buffet but there was a long line. So, you go to the bathroom to freshen up but can't get in from the line there either. Finally, you get thirsty and there's no punch line


RE: Post your Corny Joke - Dimitri The Meat Tree - 07-09-2019

How does Moses make his coffee?

"Hebrews it."


RE: Post your Corny Joke - Móno - 07-09-2019

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.