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Tedgp908 Web Staff Application
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Steam / Forum Name: Tedgp908

Discord Tag: tedgp908

When did you first join the forums?: 
I first join the forums before the youngest player here was alive. The forums before this one, and the forum before that.

Do you meet the minimum age requirement(18+)?:
Yes, I am willing to provide my Birth Certificate, Social Security Number, and US Passport to provide proof.

What do you plan to do as a web staff member?:
I plan on bringing transparency to the web staff. As a Transparency Assurance Specialist and Co-Director of the Dink's Transparency Project I am perfectly qualified to help Sir Gabe continue the conquest to bring transparency to this community. 

What made you decide to apply?:
In light of the recent attacks on the TTT server resulting in a long outage of our key server; I would like to join the web staff team to ensure such events do not occur to the some sacred part of this community -- the forums. I will under no circumstances ensure the same level of protection to the TTT server.

Anything else you would like to add?:
I am in a very unique position where I am quite possibly the applicant that has the highest level experience and fulfills both the minimum and preferred requirements the most. To address each requirement individually:
  • Past Staff Member: I was not only a TTT Admin; I was also a PropHunt Admin, and Forum Admin. Having administrator level experience in the three pillars of this community will place me in a unique position to be able to effectively moderate these fine forums.
  • Active Participant: On the cumulative forums I have both the highest reputation, and post count. You might not see me post much, however I become active at the slighest sign of drama or lack of transparency. Which is when web staff are needed the most.
  • No Community Issues: I have no community issues ongoing or really historically. The only time that I was targeted in this community was because I fought against the infamous Rippe. Which we know was later banned for things that could end him up in jail, and severely injured by other prisoners. Even though it was not in my best interest at the time I stayed true to what was right for this community, and ultimately was right. 
  • No Server Bans: I have never been banned legitimately from this community. Nor have received any strikes. Truthfully, this system did not exist when I played on the community. 
Now, I know and understand some of you might feel I am old and out of touch with this community with my lack of recently playtime. In reality this could not be furthest from the truth. This puts me in a unique position to have a unbiased approach to staffing these forums. I also was the first person to point that out increased admin playtime is the root cause of issues in this fine community. Please see the thread co-authored by my Co-Director of the Dink's Transparency Project here. I also have been a long time fighter of the terrorists of this community who post on the forum center aligned, or right aligned. Lastly, have I historically entered articles of impeachment against adminstors of this community. Which have been successful as this admin in question is no longer a staff member. 

I will leave everyone with this message: this is a shitpost

Thank you,
Tedgp908
#2
unfunny shitpost
#3
+1 the master has returned
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#4
Holy moly! This thread is incredibly funny keep it up !
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(04-10-2024, 05:58 PM)Norm Minder Wrote: Holy moly! This thread is incredibly funny keep it up !
No problem, I'll be here all night.

On another note, I did get approval from the web admin man himself to post my shitpost app here.
#6
accepted /s
#7
unfortunately we aren’t treating this as a shit post. we have shit that needs fixed and I heard you could handle things. +1
#8
I will unironically +1 this app with the hope that Ted gets web staff.
#9
Their was a forums before enjin? I recall that around 2014. Damn you really an old head. I remember when a 13 yr old called Commander Douchebag was given admin here.

+1


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