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My Movie: Death on the Nile

My Review: Its awful. The dialogue is so mind numbingly stupid and the characters are so dumb its laughable. The main character (the detective) has such a thick french accent that sometimes you can't even understand what they're saying. The direction was insanely stupid. Literally some scenes where they were supposed to be dancing or whatever looked like straight up clothed sex. I visibly cringed at some of the choices. You don't even care about the person who was killed like at all. In my opinion they deserved it, and the murderer is so obvious even a child could figure it out. Also 99% of the movie is clearly in front of a green screen so it just looks terrible. This movie is like as if a teenager who makes Wattpad love stories made a murder mystery and didn't go back to make corrections before posting it. This movie is an extremely rough draft and that is being generous. Also stop fucking hiring Gal Gadot for movies she fucking sucks. I look online to see the reviews and a lot of them being positive!? What the actual fuck. They have to be bribing these people cause I like some shit movies and they have better qualities than this heap of cow shit. 3/10 only cause one of the characters is hot.

Edit: Also their use of Policy of Truth by Depeche Mode (one of my favorite songs) in the trailer is so disrespectful. Depeche Mode having any attachment to this film is a war crime that should be punishable by castration.