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Forgive me for i do not intend to do so but i wanna post at least once a week and am very out of the know of discussions

Dear eamtomlinson,

I am writing to you regarding the recent misuse of Dinkleberg's forums. As a lawyer representing Dinkleberg, I must inform you that the content you have posted on the forums goes against our client's policies and has caused significant damage to their reputation.

We understand that you may not have intended to cause any harm, but we must take action to ensure that such instances do not occur in the future. Therefore, we would like to propose a plea deal, which would involve the removal of the inappropriate content and a public apology to Dinkleberg for any harm caused.

We believe that this plea deal is a fair and reasonable resolution to the situation at hand. However, if you choose not to accept this plea deal and continue with such actions, our client will have no other choice but to pursue legal action against you.

Please take this matter seriously and consider our proposal carefully. We hope to resolve this matter amicably without resorting to further legal action.

Sincerely,
Nathanial Brown, Esq.
Lawyer for Dinkleberg's