[Im A Bald Eagle]

The thousands, no, millions of requests for me to join the staff team from Ryan, TDawg, and Kap were light work, like someone dropping slips of paper in my backpack… 

-1 Put words in my mouth that did not come out of my mouth

Certified, begged me to be staff on at least 1-2 million different occasions. Especially that one time he FORCED me to submit a thread on the web staff application page. I’ll find the CCTV footage to back myself up here soon, I swear. (This, as well as my original quote are jokes :) Trying to sidestep Poe's law here)