[TeaSpoon]

Rank these fried chicken restaurants

• Popeyes
  
• KFC
  
• Chick Fil A
  
• Raising Canes
  
• Zaxbys
  
• Church's
  

Ranking fast food fried chicken:

1. Church's (Goated): I have a bias towards Church's. The Church's across the street from my childhood home brought me many delicious meals with juicy chicken, cheesy mac, and crispy fries. Their honey rolls never fail to make me chug a glass of water. Literally the driest substance on Earth.

2. Chick-Fil-A (Overrated Homophobic Chicken): This is the second best of the options listed and all I can really say about it is that it's mid asf. Like, its decent. It's okay. But I don't spend my money there because they spend their money on homophobic PACs.

3. Raising Canes (Dry): Raising Cane's sauce is gross and their chicken is dry as hell. I've heard people say "oh but their texas toast is so good!" you can make toast at home.

4. Zaxbys (Greasy): Zaxbys is like if you saw the issues with Raising Canes and said "well, greasy is the opposite of dry" and then dumped a vat of canola oil onto each order of chicken.

5. Popeye's (Radioactive Slop): This is almost as bad as it gets. I have always avoided Popeye's, but I tried them again when that chicken sandwich went viral. I wish I could get my money back. The flavor was offensive in every way and I had acid reflux for like 3 days after eating it. It tasted like painful vinegar and the chicken was so loose it pretty much fell apart on the first bite.

- 6. KFC (Unholy Garbage): If you eat at KFC I'm not sure you qualify as human. Truly despicable. I've heard its a lot better outside of the US though.