[Market Down]

• Bojangles
  How the hell did you leave Bojangles out of this? East coast chicken at its finest. Everything you order there, even the fries, taste like chicken. Ordered breakfast from there one day and got a bacon, egg, cheese biscuit and even that tasted like fried chicken somehow. I don't know how the hell it works but it is witchcraft, to a point I am afraid not to give them number one. Also it's tasty and they have Cheerwine.
• Raising Cane's
  Raising Cane's gets my second from the top spot. I grew up in Columbus, and my local Cane's was god tier. I never had dry chicken, I love me some Cane's Sauce, and I always get double toast no slaw. The child in me still loves some tendies and they're my favorite. Living in Florida I haven't had Cane's in years, so this rating is tinted by the rose-colored glasses of nostalgia.
• Chick Fil A
  Homophobic Chicken! The hate makes it taste better. As a bisexual member of the forum, I don't discriminate- I love a juicy set of thighs. I am convinced that the hate they have in their hearts, being the salty bitches they are, translates into their brine for some tender salty chicken.
• KFC
  KFC is only this high because the Famous Bowl is my favorite fast food menu item. Chicken nuggets, mashed taters, gravy, corn, and cheese? This is my first stop whenever I'm hungover.
• Zaxby's
  Mentioned in other comments, oh so greasy. But I will usually stop at a Zaxby's on a road trip just cause it's easy and there. Usually my stop after a music festival because Chick Fil A is closed on Sundays. Don't have it often.
• Popeye's
  This review is tinted because good Popeye's is goated. The one near me absolutely sucks. They're always out of literally everything, how the hell you run out of mashed potatoes and BISCUITS so consistently? Then have the audacity not to offer me any sides or take money off to make up for that. They also had a stranglehold on the US with their chicken sandwich that was honestly bizarre.
• Church's
  I've been to three different Church's locations, and they've all been pretty terrible. Might have just gotten unlucky, only redeeming quality is their biscuits always hit.