[Im A Bald Eagle]

Caribou, Caribou, oh Cari- Cari- Cari- Caribou! *POP*

ba-dum dum dum

Oh my little Caribou, tell me why,
You keep giving this appeal a try,
The hole that you’ve dug yourself is so damn deep,
You’ve made so many people weep!

My, oh my, Caribou, Caribou, oh Cari- Cari- Cari- Caribou! *POP*

ba-dum dum dum

It’s not a great look when the silent tryhards,
Are the only ones who’ve got your back,
And the people who make the server fun to play on,
Would rather see you as a Shark’s snack!

So tell me Caribou, Caribou, oh Cari- Cari- Cari- Caribou! *POP*

ba-dum dum dum

I need you to convince me,
Why I’d rather see you on TTT,
Than all the people you’ve scared away,
By being nasty to their face!

Convince me Caribou, Caribou, oh Cari- Cari- Cari- Caribou! *POP*