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greatest australian man's life story
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I was just a boy when the infidels came to my village in their blackhawk helicopters.

The infidels fired at the oilfields and they lit up like the eyes of Allah.

Burning oil rained from the sky and cooked everything it touched.

I could only hide myself and cry as my goats were consumed by the fiery black liquid death.

In the midst of the chaos, I could swear that I heard my goats screaming for help.

As quickly as they had come, the infidels were gone.

It was on that day I put a jihad on them. And if you don't believe it, then you'd better kill me now, because I'll put a jihad on you, too.


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