08-08-2018, 11:17 PM
May I take a moment of your time to discuss Summer Shandy with you folks?
I had this concoction on draft tonight and by God is it the foulest brew I have ever let my lips touch. It's not even an IPA. This abomination--this charade of a beer--claims to be the "perfect" blend of wheat beer and refreshing natural--KEY WORD, NATURAL--lemonade flavor. Yeah, as if natural lemonade is supposed to taste like a golden shower from Hulk Hogan's urethra.
This unholy potion had a taste so appalling not even the cold temperature can mask its savor. The first few seconds out of the urine coated pint glass had a sweet taste that then decided to amplify itself in order of magnitudes. I felt like they spiked my drink with expired Lemonheads. I could only smile and say it was an okay drink as I down my beer with a feeling of resignation.
And Leinenkugel proclaims that this is the perfect Summer drink? And they have the gall to say you should pair it with BBQ chicken and fruit salads??? Yeah sure, if the chicken is from a third world KFC and the fruit salad came out of the McDonald's dumpster. They took a perfectly good Munich original and fucking soiled it. It was so bad they had to tear down the Berlin Wall just to escape from what they had brought upon this world.
So fuck you Leinenkugel and fuck your fake ass beer.
AND I BETTER NOT SEE ANY RESTAURANTS OUT THERE OFFERING HARVEST PATCH SHANDY COME NEXT SEASON.
I had this concoction on draft tonight and by God is it the foulest brew I have ever let my lips touch. It's not even an IPA. This abomination--this charade of a beer--claims to be the "perfect" blend of wheat beer and refreshing natural--KEY WORD, NATURAL--lemonade flavor. Yeah, as if natural lemonade is supposed to taste like a golden shower from Hulk Hogan's urethra.
This unholy potion had a taste so appalling not even the cold temperature can mask its savor. The first few seconds out of the urine coated pint glass had a sweet taste that then decided to amplify itself in order of magnitudes. I felt like they spiked my drink with expired Lemonheads. I could only smile and say it was an okay drink as I down my beer with a feeling of resignation.
And Leinenkugel proclaims that this is the perfect Summer drink? And they have the gall to say you should pair it with BBQ chicken and fruit salads??? Yeah sure, if the chicken is from a third world KFC and the fruit salad came out of the McDonald's dumpster. They took a perfectly good Munich original and fucking soiled it. It was so bad they had to tear down the Berlin Wall just to escape from what they had brought upon this world.
So fuck you Leinenkugel and fuck your fake ass beer.
AND I BETTER NOT SEE ANY RESTAURANTS OUT THERE OFFERING HARVEST PATCH SHANDY COME NEXT SEASON.
