[Dildo Shwaggins]

Hello everyone, you may hear the term "social justice" float around a lot lately. Well, there's a reason. We need social justice to overcome oppression. As gamers, we are oppressed by people including parents, forcing us to go to sleep. Bosses firing us if we don't show up. Computer companies and developers charging us thousands to enjoy our hobby. I say I have a dream. I have a dream where we can enjoy our hobby for free. Enslave those who have enslaved us for so long. Join together with my cause. Gamers rise up.