07-31-2019, 04:45 AM
Due to an increasing desire from user to be micromanaged, the Forum Association Rules Team (F.A.R.T) has published the following rules to be implemented and upheld on forums:
- If there's ever a dispute between FART and any other user, by default FART wins.
- Under no circumstance is anyone permitted to question the actions of FART.
- Anyone can apply to join FART, just fill out the application that is posted below.
- Anyone can suggest rules to be implemented by FART.
- The hard R is not allowed at any time, not even if you're a pirate.
FART Application
What is your name?
Are you a member of the community? Y/N
Do you shower with your socks on? Y/N
Have you ever showered with a sock or both socks on? Y/N
If you were a Bear, what kind of bear would you be?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?