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My FART application:

1. What is not my name.  My name is Ckg, hopefully, that isn't a dealbreaker.

2. Yeah, I live in a community.
    
3. Yes, but I wear them on my hands so I can use them as washcloths.

4. Both, I'm not a maniac.

5. If I was a bear I'd be a circus bear. That way I could get a nice bike and a cool tutu.

6. Anywhere from about 700 pounds to 317.515 kg on a good day, with the wind at his back.

 <-- Ideally, this would be me.

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What is your name?

Dildo Shwaggins/bilbodildo

Are you a member of the community?

Yes

Do you shower with your socks on?

To do so without them would be gay 

Have you ever showered with a sock or both socks on? 

Yes, to do so otherwise would be gay 

If you were a Bear, what kind of bear would you be?

Pooh Bear 

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

About tree fiddy

Your application is being processed..

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my name is Jared

yes I am a member of the community 

I only shower with one sock on

yes I have showered with both socks on to try it it was awful

the big hairy gay kind

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Your application has been ACCEPTED!