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When I was in high school we had this thing called career day where you would dress up like what you wanted to be career wise. This one dude dressed up like a bum and was "sleeping" in a trash can snuggled with a baguette in the courtyard. Then another kid showed up also dressed like a bum and saw the first dude in the trash can. He walks up to the dude in the trash can, tells him that that trash can is his property, and steals his baguette. The first dude then leaps up in a fountain of trash and starts beating the shit out of the second dude. We had a literal bum fight at school. That was the last time we had career day.

Dont get me started on work. Mechanics have to deal with the dumbest people on the planet on a regular bases. I try to block most of that shit out.