[Lt. Star]

In college one of our friends was not the brightest of bulbs and would always say the stupidest shit. So one of the professors came up with a name for him called "Spizwink" and one day in the lab he made yet another stupid comment so the professor decided to take this heavy duty extension cord and give the spizwink a new necklace. Some say to this day you can hear the laughing in the room from that event.